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Vaaaaaaaaaaaagina!
Her one-eyed sword swallower is popular amongst the offensive line of the football team.
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I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unaware of loss,
Nor aware of gain.
Withstood pain to create weapons, waiting for oneโs arrival.
I have no regrets. This is the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works.
ไฝใฏๅฃใงๅบๆฅใฆใใ
่กๆฝฎใฏ้ใงๅฟใฏ็กๅญ
ๅนพใใณใฎๆฆๅ ดใ่ถใใฆไธๆ
ใใ ไธๅบฆใฎๆ่ตฐใใชใใ
ใใ ไธๅบฆใฎๅๅฉใใชใ
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ใๆใฏใใใซๅญคใใๅฃใฎไธใง้ใ้ใค
ใชใใฐใใใ็ๆถฏใซๆๅณใฏไธ่ฆใ
ใใฎไฝใฏใ็ก้ใฎๅฃใงๅบๆฅใฆใใ
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An anime that is so bad that boku no pico looks good if you compare them.(please watch SAO abridged )
Guy 1 : Have you seen Sword art online ?
Guy 2 : Yes bro it was so good .
Guy 1 : F*** you .
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An anime that aired in in Japan on July 7, 2012, and got its dubbed counterpart in July 27, 2013.
The anime consist of a main character named Kirito (that's what he's called usually) and the "side characters" of Asuna, Suguha (that spells incest...), Asuda (Sinon if you don't like her actual name), and a others (if counting all the "side" characters, there would be a lot). They take an adventure (for Season 1 ONLY, kind of) into SAO, a VR game, kind of, and they are trapped there, and if one died, they died in real life, because the NerveGear (the headset used) sent microwaves to their brains, frying them. It's quite the plot.
People give the anime a lot of crap, being that its not "really" a video game and so on and so forth. But the anime is decent if someone has the interest, and not a lot of people do... either way, the anime still has some potential.
Weeb: "HOLY SHIT IS THAT Sword Art Online (1-2)?"
"Actual" Weeb: "You like that show? Ew, get out of my face."
A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."
Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
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sword art online is the best movie ever sword art online ordinal scale means the best anime ever made
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One who is in uttermost dying search for osama bin laden, because word of reward money was mentioned. A man of this description was found in late june of 2010 in pakistan with a bushy dirty beard carrying a samurai sword, a hand pistol, some night vision goggles and one map, claiming he was the one who flushed bin laden out of hiding...
"dad! dad! is that the samurai sword-wielding bin laden hunter?"
"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".
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