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Toes that look like spoons. They are often hairy.
Molly: Have you seen Jake without socks on?
Josh: No, why?
Molly: He has hairy ass spoon toes.
Jungle toes - jun gul toe(s)
Adjective:
to describe the kind of feet that could cut diamonds, snatch a dime off the ground, climb a tree and could quite possibly kill a man at first sight.
"We were getting freaky till she busted those ratchet ass jungle toes out, she cut my leg... I got the hell out of there"
1. Noun: The toe goblin is an elusive beast which lurks beneath couches, waiting for a pair of unsuspecting feet to approach.
2. Noun: One who has an unhealthy obsession with toes.
Hey, you know that guy Charlie? He's a total toe goblin.
The great toe directly in the asshole
Eliza wasn't having the best day, she politely asked Harry for a Hungarian toe to cheer her up
1) Grandma camel toe
2) When a female wears nude colored underwear and has really bad camel toe
Guy: Babe, are you wearing granny panties?
Girl: No, I have to wear these with my white dress.
Guy: Lemme see...woahhhhh! Babe, you got some serious gramel toe!!!!!
When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.
Jake had to use the bathroom, but was too lazy to get out of the shower. so he made Toe Waffles.
A form of Marital Arts in which bitches orgasm from positions that are kinky with a pinky. In which the foot penetrates the camel toe.... Similar to a TOE-LOCK and the resulting climax squirtingly excreets CAMEL TOE-JAM
If your pickup lines fail, and the snatch is hungry you can use your training in toe-fu to satisfy her craving and get her in a butt-naked choke hold.