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When a person receives a rim job while hanging upside-down with your legs over your head.
Joel: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Rick: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Twisted Rim Job. I almost fell off my pull-up bar.
Joel: Sounds like a great time.
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When you furiously masturbate so wrong that you twist your foreskin off
Dude I did turbo twistin twist and now my dick is in so much pain
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The art of getting him/her from the back inserting you’re dick in there asshole and spinning them around and around in circles
Kim:Hey Joe wanna come give me a Twisted anal spinning?
Joe:sure Kim take off you’re pants let’s do this!
One day a week, specifically tuesday, when girls (sometimes even guys 😒) sneak up behind one of their girl friends and twist their tit. It’s painful and the girl usually wants revenge, so on tuesdays girls walk about covering their boobs.
Madison: *Sneaks up behind Serenity*
Madison: *Twists Serenity’s tit.*
Serenity: “Ouch! What was that for?”
Madison: “TITTY TWIST TUESDAY”
Serenity: “I’m going to kill you!”
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Diet pepsi with lemon but you can NEVER find it in stores anymore.
Diet pepsi twist is the shit, now Coca Cola came out with some fucking shit called Diet Coke with lime. It won't ever be the same.
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the act of shitting into your partners mouth, then jizzing into there mouth and swirling it around with your penis using his/ her mouth as a bowl...resembling the chocolate vanilla twist ice cream
what'd you guys do last night? not much, i gave her a nice chocolate vanilla twist.
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A cheap, anal retentive moron who runs a mid-sized company. Insinuates himself into every little thing. Refuses to spend money to improve the firm but complains that things don't get done. Masturbates to the junk mail he gets. Also sick twisted disturbed fuck.
Daisy Mae: Do we have any diskettes?
Zeke: We used to. I was told by management we weren't using what we had so I couldn't get my order for more approved.
Daisy Mae: What a sick twisted fuck.
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