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An alternate meaning for the U.S. government, instead of Uncle Sam, particularly when handing out sweets. Usually said facetiously or sarcastically. Also connotes blind bureaucratic laws that pay people for not working or for researching how drunk women get horny, or even corrupt elected officials who pay off their contributors and voters to keep them in the pork business.
Cain't wait 'til Uncle Sugar gets my money sent so I can buy some more crack!
Uncle Sugar shure knows how to keep peoples voting for him--just give 'em mo' money.
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Uncle Stoner usually describes a person that surfs the web/sucks dick all day. Known to cling on the next man's nuts.
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This nigga will rape anyone and anything, i mean he is amazingly horny 24/7.
"Marquisha: Yo how much lean you drink last night nigga"
"DraQuan: Enough to pass into the 12 realm and get raped by old Uncle Sampsonite my niBBA"
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Sexual molestation, especially the giving of manual stimulation with ones hand to a minor.
A. Let me show you my Uncle's Handshake...
B. Eek! Get away from me!
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When your uncle ties you down and makes you give him anal without cleaning his ass first, resulting in lots of brown splodges.
He gave me an uncle richard.
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A disturbed stepfather, who showed his new step daughter his cock one day at the Ranch.
"Uncle Rock, is that the horse's pee pee?" "Uh yeah it is, whats a matter, ya never seen a cock before, a horse cock?".
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