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If it's a 9-year-old, it's subscribed to PewDiePie.
I've got 9-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation.
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Person 1:Hey Ethan do you know any 13-year-olds?
Ethan: yeah
Person 1: who?
Ethan: My girlfriend, Danielle cohn
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A kid between the ages 11 and 12, who thinks they are bad because they wear a puffer jacket, listen to bbk and do mandy.
Callum: hes a year 7 roadman, what a nutty geezer
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a goal that you propose then forget the next day.
a goal that should be realistic.
My new year's resolution is to eat less junk food, exercise more, and live an overall healthier, more productive, studious, exciting, and fulfilling life. This will probably result in utter failure, but I am making it anyway.
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Despite what you belive not all 11 year olds are dumbasses. Except me. I'm dumb as fuck.
Ok Alyssa, you are reading a Hetalia ship, act like a 11 year old not a 5 year old. Also me: HaHA fRuk A sWEar wORdt, AlcOHol, BArF FuNNy.
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To "throw up" multiple times on New Year's Eve, typically caused from excessive drinking after the realization that it was yet another sucky year of life.
This happens many times when people see their significant other kissing someone else on the "stroke of 12" during the Midnight hour.
If it wasn't for Bobby having the New Year's Heaves, we could have seen Dick Clark celebrate his 243rd straight New Year's broadcast.
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When someone is so hot, you don't give a fuck how old they are, especially if they are a lot younger!
Trisha: "Hey Claire, check out that guy, he's so hot."
Claire: "Yeah, but he looks really young, how old do you think he is?"
Trisha: "I don't know, but I reckon he's hot years old."
Claire: "O my god, that's just the perfect age!"
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