Cock rice

Somewhat cylindrical bits of semen that land on skin after ejaculation.

Grandma, I think you need a napkin. You have some of that young doctor's cock rice near your mouth again.

mrs rice

She's a good english teacher if you want to fail.

Mrs rice: no. just no.

Veve Rice

SHE IS SO AMAZING! YOU CAN TRUST HER WITH ANYTHING. SHE IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AND SUPER FUN TO HANG OUT WITH.

Person- ''I wish i was like her'
Veve- 'SLAYYYYY'
Person- 'I wish i could say slay'
Juli and maya- 'SLAYYYYYYY'

Whos that person walking down the street... that has to be a Veve Rice

Mexican rice

Rice from mexico

Wow Im hungry. Might as well have some Mexican rice

Rice fields

1) Place where Asians play football
2) Place where USA loses wars to farmers holding sticks
3) Divine places where holy water grass seeds grow
4) Holy realm where the flow of chi is perfectly balanced and where one can unleash his/her inner zen, aligning the seven chakras and achieving the supremely divine state of Nirvana

Let's go play Asian football in the rice fields!

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rice grinder

Somewhat arcane term referring to a Japanese car, ie, Honda, Datsun/Nissan, Toyota etc.

Some people dislike the rice grinder type of car, I have owned several and would gladly buy another.

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JOLLOF RICE

JOLLOF RICE is an west African delicacy served best by Nigerians unlike Ghanaians Nigerians have taste whilst Ghanaians serve watery soup with uncooked rice. It is a known fact that Nigerians serve the best Jollof rice.

Mmmmm this Nigerian Jollof rice is delicious.

Uggg this Ghanaian Jollof rice is disgusting.

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