Like a duck through a doorway

Pure chaos. A duck running wild through a house. Madness. The tippy tapping of webbed feet running up and down the hallway while feathers and shit go everywhere.

Man, Jack was so chaotic last night.
Yeah, he was like a duck through a doorway!

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

Lied through your dick

To tell an outright lie without remorse.

Eminem: You said you were gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU.

pushing through the paper

When one wipes their ass and their finger goes through the paper, touching the poop and butthole.

Oh no I was accidentally pushing through the paper and now I have doodle-fingers!!

Rustling through the bush and found berries

When you put your hands down a girl's pants and find she is a man.

Trans Bangkok

Chad: "I thought I met this girl at the club..."
Aron: "What happened?"
Chad: "I startled rustling through the bush and found berries."

Aron: "Did you taste them? "

506 come through

The hottest spot to hang on Gannon's campus. Good music and good vibes

Tom: Hey Ashley we should hang out.

Ashley - Where?
Tom - 506 come through

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Consistent through-line

Nope. I told you not to do that. Called it fault adjacent.

Hym "I mean there is a pretty consistent through-line..."