titty shot

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1. Taking a shot glass filled with liquor and placing it in a woman's cleavage and drinking the shot.

2. Just pouring booze on a woman's naked chest and licking it off.

Last night I took a few titty shots off of some drunk girl at a bar.

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witch's titty

1. Something very cold (as in "cold as a witch's titty").

2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).

1. You: "How's the weather in Melbourne?"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"

2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"

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titty twister

To grabs ones titty and twist until it turns black and blue.

Also, see purple nurple.

My friend twisted my titty and it hurts like hell.

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squirrel titties

1. The fat/saggy man-boobs that hang from homosexual mens' chests. Usually seen when out of shape gay men wear clothes that are too tight for them. Can also be used while talking about a straight man who has man-boobs but is acting or dressing in a way that might be considered gay.

2. An undefined, fatty and flat pair of breasts on a linebacker physiqued woman.

look at the 'squirrel titties' on that guy

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Titty Ditty

1. Noun. The song to which a stripper chooses to dance to.

"Star always dances to this song! It's her favorite titty ditty."

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Titty McCooch

Titt•y Mc•Cooch

plural: Teet-McCüchz

origin: (dual origin) From the Greek word tiētō and the American fast-food chain McDonalds

Definition: extremely impressive and admirable; inspiring great respect and dip snaps; very traditional in some cultures

~At a wedding ceremony~
Priest/Elvis (in Vegas): Do you Horace, take Agatha to be your lovely wedded wife?
Horace: I d-
Guy in the audience: Ooooo Oooooooo!!!! We've got an open bar!!!! Titty McCooch!!!

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fool's titties

Titties (breasts) that appear to be larger than they really are.

Her titties were surely looking nice and big in that shelf bra but when she took it off they were merely little fool's titties.

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