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An unofficial unit of measurement used by eso competitors
We need three Emily Hand Scoops of beads.
Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.
Oh man what an awful week… you guys wanna go zoop scooping tonight?
What to call ur ex bf when u shove him in the pool
I shoved him in da pool and called him an alligator scooping fork
1. derogatory term for a man. Given for a lack of aptitude or competence in manliness. Symptoms can include muscular duchetrophy.
2. A scoop used for retrieving butter from a churn.
1. Bring a shovel, BUTTER SCOOPS! - short film, "Groove Fighters"
2. Don't forget to use the butter scoop to retrieve the butter from the churn.
woop da scoop
Wow, that boy just woop da scooped that cup of Chobani yogurt!
When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.
Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.
When you want your friends to pick you up
I'm so bored, can anyone scoop me?