Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.
Isn't it divine to own a dick?
- guy who sings the dong song
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A song that literally everbody has heard. Everywhere you go when someone sings it, you and all the other people in that area will know what song it is. Most of these asre not good songs but most are too.
Some major songs include: Gonna make you sweat (Everybody dance now), Hot in herre, Cant touch this, I'm Too Sexy, Ice Ice Baby, Burning Love, You should know the rest...
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We had broken up for good
Just an hour before
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And now I'm staring at the bodies
As they're dancing 'cross the floor
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And then the band slowed the tempo
And the music gets you down
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
It was the same old song
With a melancholy sound
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
They don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
We'd been living together for a million years
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
But now it feels so strange out of the atmospheres
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And then the jukebox plays a song I used to know
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And now I'm staring at the bodies
As they're dancing so slow
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, aah
They don't write 'em like that anymore
They don't write 'em like that anymore
Mm, now I wind up staring at an empty glass
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
'Cause it's so easy to say
That she'll forget your past
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, aah
They don't write 'em like that anymore
No, they just don't write 'em like that anymore
They don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't, no, they don't, no no, uh-uh
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't
The Breakup Song
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When you have had another person get you to listen to a bad song and you cant get said song out of your head and continually think about it all day
Guy1: Im so made at her right now.
Guy2: Why?
Guy1: She song poisoned me with that stupid music she always listens to.
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An intense feeling of anger or excitement usually used within the context of the xbox community.
Retard american kid: Go brush your teeth British tea guy.
Song Bilbong: Yeh! No! WHA WHA WHA SONG BILBONG!!
Craig: (Lol)
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Remove the spaces for video! ;)
This is a good Christmas Song you should watch it! ;)
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