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a total douchebag, to the point where its extreme and unaccaptable
person 1 "wow, addie is such a douchebag 9000"
person 2 "i know! she just wont leave everyone alone"
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An elite fanboy of the highly rated game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" who shits on any game that isn't Skyrim and shits on anyone and everyone who mentions a game that isn't Skyrim including your mother. I repeat: A Skyrim Douchebag will blindy shit on essentially anything that is not Skyrim in any shape or physical form.
A typical conversation with a Skyrim Douchebag is something like this:
Fun Player 1: I really love playing Dead Island, Gears Of War 3, Forza Motorsport 4, Batman Arkham City, Battlefield 3, Uncharted 3, and Assassins Creed Revelations. Got them all on launch day.
Fun Player 2: Hey those games are awesome man. Lets play them now
Skyrim Douchebag: I don't see Skyrim in that list of shit games so you suck dick.
Fun Player 1: Shut the fuck up about Skyrim fag. Just because it's good doesn't mean you have to shit on everything else cunt.
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The term refers to a guy who has more than one of the objects listed:
A. Tribal Tattoo
B. Earrings
C. Ed Hardy Shirt
D. Spiked Hair
E. All of the above
An ultimate douchebag can also be a guy who uses his girlfriend for either:
A. Their car
B. Their money
C. Sex
D. All of the above
Alana: See that guy with the tribal tattoo and Ed Hardy shirt?
Kayla: Yeah, he is definitely an ultimate douchebag.
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Anybody who wear baseball caps and has really shitty facial hair. Often listens to Garth Brooks and wears cut-offs and cowboy boots, even to a funeral. Chews tobacco and doesn't know how to read very well.
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A female that is indeed such a horrible, stupid, and disrespectful person that they can be compared as something only used to clean a disgusting and smell vagina. Yuck!
*A douchebag really can be male or female and people that think only males can be douchebags, are douchebags. If you are a female douchebag, the examples relate to you.
If at least two of these relate to you, congratulations, you are a female douchebag.
*(If you didn't get that that was sarcasm, you're a female douchebag.)
*Wearing fake nails, having a bellybutton piercing, fake tanning, etc. (Jersey Shore crew.)
*Watching jersey shore because it's cool
*Not knowing and/or caring about the difference between its, it's, their, there, they're, your, you're, etc.
*One who dumps their friends for a boyfriend/girlfriend (if lesbo or bisexual)
*sluts
*One who doesn't trust themselves and is desperate, an attention seeker, and makes everyone else's life miserable
*A wanna be
*One who smells TERRIBLE! One who either uses douche or who doesn't wash their vagina and lets it crust and reek (when around people)
*Fuckers, cheaters, etc.
*you guys get the point.
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The king of douchebags, plain and simple.
"So, what did you think of my ex-boyfriend?"
"Oh, Jason? Ugh, douchebag central. You can do MUCH better than him!" :
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a man of great prowess and incredible charm who is often crucified by closed minded christian folks who live in a box for being valiant and having his own way in life .. douch bag is usually a guy who kind of resembles some type of mafia member and is the type of guy you want to marry but not date ... the term douchebag bye is used when extreame amounts of jealousy are present
God There he is again and hes with not one but TWO GIRLS!!!!! Uhh I hate that douchebag
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