Loafed is when a cat does a “loaf” or sits in the shape of a loaf. When you are “loafed” a cat has sat in a loaf shape on you.
“Dude this cat just loafed on me”
“He just loafed you??!”
Loafed means loafed. Ex. Lil flagella is the best SoundCloud rapper he’s the best loaf and will never get loafed.
Get loafed
When one wastes their entire day just laying around, doing absolutely nothing, or “fat loafing”
Dude, take a look a billiam, just sitting there fat loafing!
When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.
"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."
Mass of dead animal carcass lying on the road at the point at which genus and species is still detectable, but still does not constitute as road slime
Watch out for that big chunk of road loaf in the road
The act of licking raw banana loaf or cake batter of a naked person's body parts.
Joe got annoyed with Charlotte for telling their friends about the time he did banana loaf to her.
Thanks for actually coming, so i wanted to tell you something important, so go onto snap and search up @localasda and add them, then send them toe pics
Amanda? Have you sent toe pics to @localasda on snap??
No why?
Well you can get paid!! that’s why i quit my job and i got free banana loaf