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a leash that a pimp puts on his ho.
"ho! imma get you a pimp leash cause your always runnin away to work that otha pimp, alabaster jones."
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Button on your cell phone that ignores an incoming call.
My girlfriend kept calling me when I was out with my side action, but I used the pimp button every time.
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Having a nearly immeasurable ability to keep people in line by the merely presenting the back of your hand.
Shut up, Alexis...my pimp hand is strong.
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A "trip-hop" band Consisting only of males. Chris Corner is the current singer, though their debut album had a female singer. They deliver their own brand of "pervert pop" (as they call it), their mix of electronic beats and acoustic/electric guitar sounds.
The Sneaker Pimps are super-cool and you should listen to them.
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To allow people to access the internet with their wireless ipads, laptops and various devices via tethering to my wireless cell phone hotspot for a fee.
While sitting at a cafe, bar, beach, library or other public place where wireless access is not available you may pay a tether-pimp money to have access to the Internet by tethering to the tether-pimp's wireless device.
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n. a parent pimp enables immoral behavior by offspring. The typical parent pimp has a higher than average income but a lower than average sense of dignity. Parent pimps are known to set up hookups for their children, following the theory that they can fix them up for life if they get the right victim, er, boyfriend.
The parent pimp is often replaying her own pathetic promiscuous youth, usually under the influence of alcohol or drugs, as she faces the increasingly bleak prospects for her own life. Parent pimps have lives that peaked in high school, so they try to regain that lost luster of youth, or a reasonable facsimile thereof.
Cool Mom is one of the variations of parent pimp.
Jerk Dad is the other spouse, and lusts after anything that moves. He is one restraining order away from the pokey.
my Mom is such as parent pimp. She invites guys over to hook up with me and leaves alcohol and condoms lying around the place for them. I think that she wants a three-way - ewwwww!
Jordan got hooked up by the neighborhood parent pimp. All he has to do is hop the fence after 11 and walk in as the back door is always open.
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"Temp" agencies like Manpower and Adecco who make shit jobs even shittier by taking its' 25% cut from the worker.
The job pimp prostitutes you as punishment for not finishing school
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