National Tidy Toy Day

Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"

Toy

Thinking of you

Hey Smilena, Just wanted to touch base and say I was Toy.

TOY

Acronym for "thinking of you", usually used at the end of intimate text or email correspondences.

Have a good day. TOY. - Mark Schlissel, former president of the University of Michigan

Here’s something she sent me today. Nice to speak with you and see you even digitally. TOY. - Mark Schlissel

Toy

Toy. The word used for someone who repeatedly f*cks people around, knows it, and claims they are innocent. aka Cheese

Ex1/
Person1: Yo, i’m out the front.

Person 2: Easy, coming now.

20 mins later Person 2 comes out

Person 1: Suchhh a toy

Ex2/

toys

toys are shit that kids play with

lets play with the toys

toys

a stupid dumb thing that kids play with

lets play with the toys johny

Toy

Some one who has been painting graffiti for 10 plus years an has progressed none. Toy.

Yo that kid straight toy been painting 12 years an still can't do a decent throw or peice