Tomato-Wearer

A person who wears a tomato on their nose and pretends its a clown nose to pretend to be a clown.

"Oh I wouldn't bother with them, they're a tomato-wearer, they just want attention."

Tomato Titties

Titties being thrust up through the opening of a v-neck t-shirt by a push-up bra.

I was at a party with my little cousin and I told her "you better but those tomato titties away bitch, this ain't no grocery store".

stale tomato

When you get invited to a party at a coworkers house and they can't stop throwing out inappropriate innuendo.

Wow that was a stale tomato at Mel's apartment last night.

Tomato Zach

A grumpy and hardworking dude, Tomato Zach is an icon. He loves to roast people, and watch sketchy YouTube videos. If you have a Tomato Zach in your life, prepare to get roasted. He loves his Jeep and keeps it in perfect condition. If you step on his perfect lawn, you better run cause he loves it.

Tomato Zach is salty and mean.

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One of the many characters in Tulterheles Munkaval, a Veszteseg fangame. I won't spoil it, its both the Betrayed and ? Endings.

Tomato Friend: GET OUT
Me: no
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH

Tomato Boob

A boob that is both mostly red (from essentially being a gigantic nipple) and covered the the small fine hairs of an anorexic girl.

Sheri unbuttoned her blouse in the locker room only to have her friend spit coffee out of her mouth and declare, "Holy Tomato Boobs Batman!"

Deep Fried Tomato

Eating out a girl on her period.

You like Deep Fried Tomatos?
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