tocn - totally oblivious computer nerd

A person who spends most of their pathetic life on the computer, spamming aimlessly on MSN, AIM, ICQ or some other chat program. They spend hours on end on it. But then when a simple task comes up like running a program, they have to ask you like a babbling idiot until you help them.
Even then they still seem to ask what you do even if you can't make it any clearer and you would have better luck explaining it to a deaf dog with herpes.

Ohemmeffgee help me ( name ) do I run or save this program???

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Total Drama All Stars

A season of Total Drama where there are characters from Total Drama Island, World Tour, and revenge of the Island. AKA the best series of Total Drama

Total Drama All Stars was so epic when Mike defeated Mal.

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she totally sweats you dude

expression that means... she likes you and compeletly and totally embarssed the "she" previously stated because up to that point "dude" had no effing idea. thanks rob

d:what?
r:she sweats you
d:what?
r:she sweats you
d:what?
r:she likes you
d:oh... what?!
r:she likes you
d: oh... really
r:yeah
d: oh okay

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That So Totally Rawks Out Loud!

Just a longer, more annoying, much more drawn out way of saying "That's cool."

Dude, you got tickets to that concert? That so totally rawks out loud!

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Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake

An incredibly potent drug that causes you to "get so high your brains will blow chunks into the milky way." It causes you to go insane and leaves your mind a blank slate. It was used by members of the hair metal band, Snakes n' Barrels, during their reunion concert and caused all but their lead singer, Pickles, to go insane.

"Hey, you guys want to try some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake?"

"We got some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake from a dude."

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oh my god i'm totally bi

when you realize you're totally bi

rich: the ladies are going to get to love the real richard goranski. and the dudes. oh my god i'm totally bi

Fake Phrase Totally Not Made By urbandictionary Users

A definition of Fake Phrase Totally Not Made By urbandictionary Users, probably involving sex in some way.

A fake conversation, usually between 2 people where someone mentions Fake Phrase Totally Not Made By urbandictionary Users.

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