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aaron and francois were playing water polo when the
dj spin that fuckin track and the song changed
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A hot, in shape Daddy, that smells good, and wears an obsessive amount of puma track suits. Usually Italian in heritage, and makes a living fucking hot younger girls brains out, all day every day. Sometimes the track suit jacket is used to choke one of the lucky ladies he is smashing out.
1. OMG, did you hear what that Track Suit Puma Daddy did to Ani, and her roomate? Sign me up Daddy!
2. Yes daddy yessssssssss, choke me with your puma track suit daddy.........omg omg omg omg......im cumming again......
A weird, sometimes obnoxious group of skinny individuals who run cross country or track for burnt hills. They enjoy throwing mud at girls, worshiping their Nanner Gods, grinding with eachother, and wearing short shorts. Yup... some of them are nice to look at, but the majority are assholes.
Why are those boys grinding with eachother and dancing to techo music and holding a banana up in the corner?
Oh, those are the Burnt Hills Track Boys, thats just what they do.
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You take a dump on somebodys chest, then use the dump as a lubricate to spin on ur ass. Preferably, you want ur legs tucked in.
Man, I'm so dizzy after last night. I gave my girlfriend a Snack Pack Race Track goin 80 miles per hour
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Pulling out a girls weave tracks while giving her backshots or anal
"Last night i wanted to pull her tracks out"
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someone with whom you are previously unfamiliar make the news for a brave or heroic act. This act moves you to such an extent that you furiously search them down in Instagram the next chance you get and like the fuck out of their pics, provide hands up emoji comments, go mercenary and shout down a few trolls while you are there and thrust yourself into any controversial fray. maybe even giving the person a merit follow. check them on Wikipedia first to make sure they dont wear fur etc
girl: ugh, I just read on page 6 how she stood up to that awful mans even when she knew he’d come after her!
other girl: I know, I just gave her some track down ig love bitch
An annoying laugh that happens when stuff isn’t funny.
Olivia: This fish sure smells fishy!
Audience: *Dan Schneider Laugh Track*
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