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trumpet pinky

Being a trumpet player and your right pinky is always sore from the oinky hook behind the valves.

Ouch, I can barely move my finger, I guess this is what I get for playing trumpet, trumpet pinky sucks. This trumpet sure is a brasshole.

by Swagbæ June 19, 2018


Toilet Trumpet

1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal

Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.

by Hot Dog Goblin May 9, 2022


canadian trumpet

a long fart that starts as a soft high pitch squeak, then changes to a hard mid pitch to finish

Alexis did you just play the Canadian Trumpet?

by Str8offDATteet January 16, 2018


Rusty Trumpet

What trump calls his dick.

"hey girl.....have you met Rusty Trumpet? "

"It takes a lot of talent to blow trump's rusty trumpet"

by rustytrumpetlover November 20, 2022


Rusty trumpet

A girl eat yo booty whole and tickle yo dick between the legs

Damn bro that rusty trumpet was fire”
“You mean rusty trombone?”
“Shut the fuck up”

by Pepepoopoobitch September 2, 2019


rusty trumpet

donald trump below the rust belt of america

damn our president is a good rusty trumpet.

by bentgenius July 27, 2017


lone trumpeter

Someone playing their instrument on the periphery. Usually low in confidence or voyeuristic.

I went dogging last night. There was a lone trumpeter stood at the edge of the car park.

by Brassband Billy November 3, 2021