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This person is loud, obnoxious, and annoying, but their funniness makes up for it. They make people laugh so hard. You either hate them or love them. They truely light up the whole band.
Person 1: Did you see Alex?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: I found out why he’s so annoying
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He’s a trumpet player
marek, nathan and jordan are the very definition of trumpet players
When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.
Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"
aka "The lower load blower."
Nicknamed for the male organ signifying its instrument for sex and making music
Dude1: Hey bro did you fuck that band whore we met at the musical ?
Dude2:Bro YES! Her lips were trimboning my vagina trumpet.
Dude1:That sounds classical !
That one song from squid game season two. Plays when the players are in the lobby or what should I call it
Guy 1: Trumpet Concerto in E Flat is a melody.
Guy 2: I don't like E Flat.
When you slap someone's butt, and they squeak (like a trumpet) Hence, slap trumpet.
The guys kept pulling slap trumpets on their teamates.
When someone's arsehole is noisy, not smelly, and with a good tune.
Did ya hear that Rubber Trumpet?