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After having anal sex with a woman, a man proceeds to go down on her asshole and blow into it. If she farts it back into his mouth/face before he can move, it is called the Turkish Hot Air Balloon
Guy 1: Hey I heard you got with that little chica last night!
Guy 2: Dude that fuckin' bitch....
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: I went to toss her salad after we fucked, she gave me a Turkish Hot Air Balloon!
Guy 1: I'm not sharing that cigarette with you
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Sugary, smelly and it is homemade, straight from the bowels. Where taste is concerned, knock yourself out!
Oops, I ate too many sweets, I feel terrible, well I'm looking foward to a turkish delight tonight!
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When an exceptionally dirty person slaps their cock on another person's face, leaving a trail of grime and slime in the shape of said cock. For added effect, one may place a piece of bread on the "hammed" person's now greasy face.
After the hobo raped that bitch, he gave her the good old Turkish Ham Sandwich.
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when you crunch all your knuckles together and put them in a girls pussy
i gave her the best turkish mountain rock she ever had
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the act of engaging in intercourse while amongst an enviroment that closley resimbles that of a ancient Aztec waterfall.
Where's Matt? ...Oh, he is taking a Turkish shower... again
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when one is taking a shit and it coils around itself perfectly as if it were on a sugar cone
dude 1: i made a turkish soft serve last night
dude 2: yum
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Lad who loves girls
And weed
he’s a funny and nice guy and probably likes your girl
What a Rhys jones(Turkish/russian)