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A beautiful 240 acre campus right outside of New York City. It ranks top in the nation for business, communications, education and liberal arts and sciences offering over 140 majors. It has hosted large events such as the third Presidential Debate, Gubernatorial Debate, and Live at 75 with Trey Songz and Jimmy Fallon. Hofstra is an incredible place to be.
Kid 1: What is the best campus you have visited when looking for schools?
Kid 2: I liked a lot of them, but Hofstra University was definitely my favorite!
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1) A Special Olympic Spelling Bee, eh? We can at least spell "waste" correctly.
2) Our engineering program is damn near the top.
3) Stereotype much?
4) Are you bitter for a reason? Or just because you're poor?
5) I rather enjoy being on Daddy's coin. There's nothing wrong with my father being able to pay for my education.
I didn't get into Lehigh University, so I'm stuck at some public school.
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The Pesudo-Collectivist theory which states that if someone commits worng, then all must be punished as a result of that individual's wrongdoing.
Universal Punishment includes:
Gun Control: One out of 80million gun-owning persons just went off the deep end and murdured his family, so let's take away everyone's guns.
War On Drugs: One out of God knows how many coke sniffers just flipped out and killed a kid with a baseball bat, so lets ban ALL drugs.
These Gun and Drug control laws will be sure to lower the rate of shootings and drug overdoses in this country to 0%. After all, it's not like there's a black market where people could get them, or anything...
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A very dope little town in PG County, Maryland under 5 miles from the D.C. border. Technically a part of Hyattsville but has its own government and police force who mostly drive around trying to find kids smoking weed. A Whole Foods just opened right by UP and a lot of residents are very health conscious. Trees everywhere, a creek running through the woods, nice single family houses, peaceful vibe. Everyone looks out for each other. Has become very expensive though. Most people commute to DC for their government jobs, are professors at UMD, or retired. A place where families cooexist with intellectuals, pretentious soccer moms driving Mercedes and aging hippies. Its sandwhiched between Hyattsville proper and College Park. Teens are always drunk. Always a good time to throw down in UP.
"Where are you from?"
"PG County."
"Oh shit...isnt it like really ghetto there?"
"Nah man, I live in University Park."
"Oh word."
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A beautiful business and liberal arts school located in Smithfield, Rhode Island. A large majority of students did get into Bentley but chose Bryant for its friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Truly a fun school were the students play hard and work hard to achieve the character of success.
Bentley finds it necessary to insult Bryant because they have nothing better to do.
"Why did you choose Bryant University over Bentley?"
"The academics seemed just as good, Bryant University just felt like home while the people at Bentley were very stuck up and rude "
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(1) Best school in Michigan, one of the Public Ivy Leagues, with medical, business and engineering schools in the top ten. World renowned professors and researchers.
(2) Does not seriously consider Michigan State a rival, despite MSU's sad, desperate, single-sided rivalry with UM. No, seriously.
(3) Used interchangeably with Ann Arbor.
State kids: "The University of Michigan sucks. The kids are snobs and I wouldn't want to go there anyway. In fact, I was accepted but chose not to go, this way I can party my way through college and become employed by a University of Michigan graduate; I believe this makes me the bigger person."
UM kids: "Ohio State sucks."
State kids: "Ann Arbor's a whore."
UM kids: "If Ann Arbor's a whore, why didn't you get in?"
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Vanilla Nova...the whitest richest school in PA
VU kids are as white as vanialla wafers
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