Vagina explosion

phrase used to express intense bursts of emotions, usually associated with excitement or happiness.

1. When i found out i won, my vagina exploded.
2. John: Hey I managed to get us tickets to the Lady Gaga concert.

Jane: Did you really?! I just had a vagina explosion!

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Sandy Vagina

When somebody is cranky for a reason that does not seem to be sufficiently bad enough to bitch about.

"He got a really sandy vagina over getting a cold."

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people with vagina

Politically correct definition for non-binary people with vagina

People with vagina include women, transgenders and intersex.

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Vagina McGinestein

a term used to describe guys too shy or nervous to talk to the girl they find attractive.

(from Harold and Kumar)
Kumar: Hey look it's your girlfriend...You actually gonna talk to her this time or are ya gonna be a fuckin Vagina McGinestein
Harold: (rushes into elevator and closes door before the previously mentioned girl can enter)
Kumar: Hey, hey, HEY.(door closes)...You're worthless
Harold: I'm not worthwhile.

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tight vagina

When a guy doesn’t turn a girl on during sex or fingering process

“yo she had such a tight vagina bro”… no she just wasn’t turned on by you..

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Vagina rule

The one with the vagina can call said rule and win whatever is being debated. It can be called up to 3 times a day, 4 when it's a leap year, and can't be called more than once in a 2 hour span.

Guy: I love you more.
Girl: I love YOU more.
Guy: Nope.
Girl: Vagina rule! I win!
Guy: Damn it.

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Vagina Castle

When you go to the beach and partake in frivolous activities such as rolling in the sand, swimming and possibly sex, and on your return home, you find that so much sand has accumulated in your vagina that when you squeeze it out, a perfectly formed castle is produced.

Victoria: You'd never guess what happened after we went to the beach!
Corinthian: What happened shawty?
Victoria: When I got home, I had an itchy fan, and I had a bath and when I got out the bath and stood up, there was a perfectly formed vagina castle!
Corinthian: A vagina castle?!
Victoria: So now my pussy is all clean. Fuck me!

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