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1) A method to end any relationship by declaring love.
2)Making a declaration of love so deep and gushy the recipient never wishes to see you again. Effectively ending any relationship.
1) Alice used the St valentines scare and told john she couldn't live without him. Never seen someone run for the hills that fast.
2) When you need to get out of a too platonic relationship, you pull the love card and use that as an excuse to end the relationship. "I'm too in love with you, i can't be around you anymore"
A day where you throw your slipper at couples cause they make you feel too single.
Person 1: look it’s a couple they make me feel so single
Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means
Person 1: you bet I do
A day dedicated to chocolate, flowers, and butt sex.
“Are you ready for Valentine’s Day?” *grabs lube
Valentine’s Day
Other day to be alone
And knowing that your not loved,
See many couples who are happy together…
Someone: Why are you crying?
Y/N: Because no one give me flower or chocolate on Valentine’s Day.
the worst and most awkward day for those in the talking stage
“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”
Single nigga holiday , a day to enjoy one’s peace of mind and stable life and not have to worry about a cheating nigga or a cheating bitch.
Happy Valentine’s Day single brotha 🙏
Erin Valentine is a female who has the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. Men are drawn to her good looks and her awesome sense of humor.
But be careful not to piss anyone with the name Erin or Valentine off, they may become deadly and possibly try to stab you.
But besides that, everyone loves to be around Erin or Valentine, but of course... not when they are angry.
Guy: Wow! You are just like that girl Erin Valentine!
Girl: Wow! That's the nicest thing someone has said to me all day!