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the worst and most awkward day for those in the talking stage
“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”
Single nigga holiday , a day to enjoy one’s peace of mind and stable life and not have to worry about a cheating nigga or a cheating bitch.
Happy Valentine’s Day single brotha 🙏
Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.
“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”
“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”
Erin Valentine is a female who has the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. Men are drawn to her good looks and her awesome sense of humor.
But be careful not to piss anyone with the name Erin or Valentine off, they may become deadly and possibly try to stab you.
But besides that, everyone loves to be around Erin or Valentine, but of course... not when they are angry.
Guy: Wow! You are just like that girl Erin Valentine!
Girl: Wow! That's the nicest thing someone has said to me all day!
The dude that my brother would not shut up about.
Valentin Barbosa would not leave my brothers mouth
Truly.Valentine Most biased people who think guts>anything but it’s true
Truly Valentine
Truly.Valentine Most biased people who think guts>anything but it’s true
Truly Valentine