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Some doulas get so much personal enjoyment out of births that they become Oxytocin Vampires. They literally feed off of the Oxytocin you and your baby create, giving themselves a ‘birth high’.
This free doula is out here just being an oxytocin vampire and cutting into my bottom line.
a whore who likes to suck sperm a lot
or a person who sucks dick a lot and drinks their sperm on a daily basis
hey! your moms a sperm vampire😂😂"
Staying up all night and going to sleep a little before the sun starts to come up.
Closely related to insomnia.
Either staying up all night by force or because your that hyper.
- Why is he so tired today?
- He had to do his project for Science so I pulled a vampire and worked on it.
When you unknowingly eat a girl out who is on her period
Alleah didn't tell Uncle Kade she was on her period. So he became a poon vampire
The abrupt rising from your bed (like a vampire rising from its coffin) when you come in the act of felatio.
She turned me into a rising vampire last night it was that good! Just call me Edward.
When a woman allows another man/woman to perform oral sex on them during their menstrual cycle.
"Girl, he wanted to taste it so bad I gave him a vampire taco to shut him up"
A cute man who’s hairline requires a widow peak.
Wow, he is so good at soccer and is a cutie vampire.