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A low-life swinousarous scumshit who dramaticates the very essence of his own rundown life with over exaggeration and incompetence. This fragile scrudgeberry shaft licker has a "hard time", when it comes to man hood, there for Dillon Vega must must remember mommy is always there to help when her bubblyboo is to busy unracionalizing basic properties of salvation. In other words Dillion Vega isn't a vagina, but if Jennifer Whatson and Simon Esner were in a room, she would be the guy doing you know what to you know who. The Asiayranian ecbleashin telemarketor in the closet watching your children dance to Little Einstiens like a beach marathan and the ice cream truck man had festilation ganausurations.
Billy~ Hey it's Dillion Vega over there !
Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.
Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.
He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".
Going face down at your friends crotch in a public pool while they piss out all the alcohol.
Dude did you see the Las Vegas Water Tower Hunter took from Corey yesterday?
The biggest gambling YouTube channel that mainly features Vegas Matt himself, his son EJ, and WBG (World's Best Gambler)
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ALSO Where the phrase "Sando" originated from
Oh look it's Vegas Matt at his favorite slot machine Happy And Prosperous
When in Vegas days start later because everyone is hungover and sleeps in.... sometimes the big first meal often becomes an early dinner often called a Vegas Lunch which is can be followed by a late dinner.
Damn I can't believe we slept in its soo late...looks like were having a Vegas Lunch.
When one gets a tampon stuck I see their vagina/butthole on their men’s teal cycle cause by finger penetration (BRUTE CAUSE LACK OF SEX EDUCATION)
I heard Samantha got a wild Vegas turkey bird, “nasty bitch!”