vegan Nazis

The fuckers who try to tell us that "Meat is Murder" while bombing butcher shops and restaurants.

See vegan, PETA, vegetarian.

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keep it vegan

keep it natural, healthy, cool, awesome, pure, not superficial.

Use in replace of keeping it real

"Keep it vegan!"
-"So my boyfriend and I were getting really hot and heavy and then..."
-"Woah there...keep it vegan! My little sister is in the room!"
-"Oh sorry!"

-"Do you like my portfolio?"
-"Hell yeah! you kept it vegan!"

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sneakin' vegan

A vegetarian that still gives blow-jobs.

Bob: It sucks that's she's vegan, man.
Larry: It's cool. She's a sneakin' vegan.

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vagina vegan

(noun) A guy who becomes a vegan because the girl he is dating is a vegan, and access to her lady parts is restricted to only vegans.

Alan used to love going out for steak, but he has become a vagina vegan since he began dating Kimberly!

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Vegan Glizzy

Big cucumber

Oh god it’s a vegan glizzy gobbler

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vegan shower

When you're eating out a girl and she shits on your head

What's that awful smell? You smell like you took a vegan shower.

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Kentucky Vegan

a vegan or vegetarian who refuses to give up eating KFC chicken

Guy #1: I've decided to give up all meat.
Guy #2: You were eating KFC yesterday!
Guy #1: I'm a Kentucky Vegan.

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