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Man, that was DANIEL VEGAS???!
When you are in your hotel room in Vegas and you take a shit in the toilet and then put the top down with out flushing.
You Dave check it out - i just took a shit and didn't flush. Chris is about to get a Vegas Surprise!!!!
Christopher Vega is a man who will love you no matter what situation you are in. He is the most gorgeous, handsome man youll ever meet. Christopher Vega is known for his attractive eyes and lips. he is also known for being attractive. Once you see a christopher Vega, you wont get your eyes off of them because of how handsome they are. he is also known to be the funniest and loyan man ever. he is the prettiest boy youll ever meet.
y/n : i wish i can be loved. can we date?
christopher vega: okay die bitch lol, i have a girlfriend.
putting a condom between your balls and your penis while moving towards you partner
guy 1- so i was just doing a las vegas carry-on and she was screaming for it
guy 2- nice man
A smooth stripper’s pussy in Las Vegas that you put a coin in and she shoots it back at you with Tajin on it
I spent my last quarter on a Vegas taco
A person whole likes feet and loves cola and the smell
I love to be Alexa Rangel Vega because I love cola
When an orgy of men fuck in a van, usually dressed as fruit.
"Hey man want to forget me in vegas now?"
"Yeah, lets get the others and go to the van."