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When you shit on a dude's dick and then wank him off gettin the smell everywhere.
That bitch smells like she just gave a Stanky Wank.
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A masturbation session occuring after a heavy drinking session. Usually involving alot of noise, sweat and watching the same part of a porno over and over again.
Man i cant wait to get home and have me a drunk wank.
A-Man im so pissed i didnt pull tonite
B-Ah just have a drunk wank mate
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a jizz stain on clothes or furniture
Mike Carson's three shirts are full of wank stains
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To 'beat the meat' within seconds of ejaculation, then stopping. Enjoy the feeling for a while. Wait for the feeling to stop, then beat until you are within seconds of blowing again. Repeat for a good few hours, then while you do finally blow your load, it will feel a million times better than any wank, blowjob, fuck or sheep shagging.
Well recommended.
*ring ring*
Man 1: Hello?
Man 2: Alright dude?
Man 1: Fuck off, I'm having a wank.
Man 2: Fair play, I'll call you back in 5 then?
Man 1: No. I'm having a power wank...
Man 2: A who wank?
Man 1: *sigh* Just call me back in 3 hours.
Man 2: 3 HOURS?!
*Dial Tone*
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When a man goes out drinking and becomes aroused but cannot convince a woman to pleasure him, he goes home to masturbate and finds that his penis is flaccid. He then "battles" his dick until it gets just hard enough to come.
Pete went out last night and was chatting up a hot chick, but she was having none of it so he had to go home for a battle wank.
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the act of lying on ones arm until it falls asleep and masturbating, therefore imitating another persons hand.
i had a great ghost wank the other day i swear it felt like it was my girlfriend!
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The act of masturbating in semi-erect mode and never reaching climax because one cannot decide upon a particular wank model. Also occurs if a series of past sexual images is constantly infiltrated by erotic memories best forgotten (i.e. gay experiments, big fat old birds, your best mate's ugly mum, etc.). May be linked to anxiety.
I was really in the mood for a wank the other night but when I got to the outdoor privvy I had a wank blackout.
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