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Facebook status common for women where they put where they like to leave their purses, leaving out the "purse" and putting in "it" instead. This is done to earn money for breast cancer.
I like it on the floor
I like it in the car
I like it hanging on the doorknob
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like mike refers to michael jordan you fucking idiot. it was a huge nike advertising logo "i wanna be like mike" in the early 90s
whoever defined the previous like mike and didn't know who it was is probably some 12 year old that doesn't think that there was life on this planet before 1994, get a fucking clue
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To solve a dilemma without the use of a beretta. Most likely a pastor is involved.
Rufus - Did she tell you that I was a pastor?
Sylvester - I said well good that's betta right? Why can't we handle this christian-like?
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a unique statement in which can be spoken and have multiple meanings.
1. " Yeah, i cant believe she died. I talked to her earlier today, and she was all okay and like yeah."
2. " I thought he was a cop! he wore the suit and had a gun and a badge stuff, so and like yeah."
3. " She didnt take the break up too well. When I tried to talk to her, she was all crying and all like yeah."
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to not work properly broken
to act in an unusual manner spastic
an insult to one who has ginger hair skuse
Sorry, my internet cut out - it's been acting very skuse-like today.
You're so skuse-like!
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When you post something on someone's Facebook wall or picture and they instantly like it.
Alex: i just commented on her picture...she already liked it
Crowd of 1000 people: BITCH JUST INSTA-LIKED it!
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...smacked arse, bag of spanners, box of frogs, bulldog chewing on a wasp, smashed crab, Chernobyl Fireman's Head etc.
Ugly beyond reproach.
Dave: "That lad's got a face like a chernobyl fireman's head."
Bill: "As I understand it, he was in fact a chernobyl fireman."
Dave: "(sings) #It's a wonderful life...#" (etc)
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