weed nips

Like sweet hard nipples, this referes to a "joint" that only has a few puffs left.

Pass that fuckin weed nip man!

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weed maps

noun: an online guide to finding the best medical marijuana dispensaries in southern california.

I always check weed maps for the latest and best deals before I head out to the clinic.

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laced weed

weed that is wrapped in a different drug the gets you high as shiiit. and you trip the fuck out!

"dude i am trippin bawlz!"
"you must have laced weed."

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Weed wank

Beating/jacking/whacking/jerking off while high on marijuana.

I just had a great weed wank bro. Felt good man.

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Weed Feet

The unpleasant feeling in your feet while walking after smoking marijuana. It's kind of like walking in butter or jello. The weed feet hinders a person's speed while walking.

Bruce: "Dude man, I can barely walk"
Ed: "Ah, the weed feet must be kicking in."
Bruce: "Hell yeah it is"

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pipe weed

An unidentified smoking herb in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy. An obvious reference to tobacco, or maybe marijuana.

Gandalf: I brought a sack of pipe weed.
Frodo: Cool, let's all get high!

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Weed Wall

A point in you're life when you realize that smoking weed isn't as cool and exciting as it used to be. It usually takes place when you "hit a wall" in life and you realize you're at that dead end either directly or indirectly because of weed.

John, Mike and Juan - *Smoking*

Ryan comes over to chill.

John: Yo, Ryan you wanna hit this?

Ryan: Nah, I'm good.

Mike: You're crazy!

Ryan: Nah, the shit just gets stale. I hit a weed wall.

Juan: Word I feel you.

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