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When you try to perfectly time pooping and cumming simmutaneously...
Dude. I just tried a weekend setter, and I didn't do a damn thing all weekend.
A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day (atleast 2 days in a row)
1) we’re gonna live it up time for a Vampire Weekend
2) I wanna get totally fucked up lets pull a Vampire Weekend
A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day
Bitch this is gonna be the shit fuck it lets pull a vampire weekend
A particular breed of alcoholic/drug addict who gets drunk or abuses illicit drugs on the weekends.
Jonny won't admit he's a weekend bopper, because he gets his shit done during the week.
Weekend at Donny's is the modern remake of Weekend at Bernie's but real life instead. This film stars a businessman who is involved in a major ploy to give away top government secrets, but instead he gets his place ransacked by some FBI agents. Everybody in his party is too dumb to see the obvious, but he hires a team of stooges to carry him to pretend like everything is fine.
This movie, Weekend at Donny's, has it all: debauchery, embezzlement, and an 80s vibe that could only be replicated on a Floridian golf course.
At the scene where the FBI raids his home, Donny utters his most famous lines when he realizes he's about to do serious time in the slammer: "I didn't see anything. I was looking at my watch. I'm blind!"
When you're tipped off by an informant that your weekend at Donny's won't go quite as planned, you book the next flight to Moscow and have a weekend at Vlady's instead.
A type of day where you have no choice to relax.
What are you going to do this weekend?
Relax. What else do you think i am going to do, do a shift at McDonald's?