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A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.
Husband:
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”
Wife:
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.
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On the 21 October, a national recognition of teachers is held where all the naughty boys and girls have to bring their teacher a bottle of wine to show their respect and apologise for being naughty.
Teacher: Tomorrow is National respect your teacher and bring them wine day so I expect you to comply for once
Naughty Student: Nahh, F**k that
Teacher: Do you want to pass this class or not?
Naughty Student: Bruh, I'm broke AF
Teacher: Can't you just do what you always do to get what you want without paying for things?
These words are very special and meaningful to me *sniff* they are sung by Minatozaki Sana and Hirai Momo in alcohol-free a *sniff sniff* master piece and they always make me cry when I hear them so may these words bless your ears
my champagne😆🍾 my wine🍷🍷😋 my tequila🥃😎 margarita🍸🍸 mojito with lime🍋🍹 sweet mimosa🍹😝 pina colada 🍻
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Liquor of such poor quality that it should be consumed while in a ditch because you will inevitably end up in one anyway
All he could afford was some ditch wine.
Well liquor is ditch wine.
Sampling different kind of wines in one sitting.
Hey were going to lunch and doing wine flights and we're gunna get lit .
My girl only drinks wine so we're going out to do some wine flights and we're gunna get saucy or just straight up lit tonight!
a female who is easy to screw by just getting a few glasses of wine into her.
the Bistro was loaded with possible wine fuck women, who were ready to go to town with just a few glasses of vino bought by some horny guy.
Always having a wine glass in your hand till you drink yourself to death.
The self isolation is driving Sagar so crazy, he’s starting to develop a wine hand.