Wtf

Where’s the food

I can’t find the food where’s the food wtf

wtf

abbreviation for 'what the fuck'. Pronounced "Double-you-tee-eff". Could also be abbreviated for Who, where, why, when.

1. Bob: Hey, Joe
Jill: Wtf, no I'm Jill

2. Gorilla: *punches chimpanzee*
Chimpanzee: Wtf was that for?
Person: Wtf!

3. *Billy runs home to find his house got robbed* WTF DID THAT? (Who)

4. *Plane flies off* Fred: *missed plane* WTF did that plane take off without me? (when or why)

WTFS

usually stands for 'Why The fuck stop' but also for 'What the Fucking Shit'.

you're making millions so WTFS. Or WTFS man!

Wtf

Well that’s fantastic

Me:Mom I got an A on my chem test
Mom:wtf
Me:mom what do you think that means
Mom:well that’s fantastic

WTF

This variant of the popular "WTF" acronym stands for "What were The Facts". It's a polite alternative definition, for those offended by the "F" word.

I can believe that happened to you WTF!

wtf

want to Fuck

my bf's friend walked up to me and said wtf

wtf

A short version for "What the Fuck?"

Mike: I just banged Brittney!
Dan: WTF dude that's like impossible she's the hottest girl in the whole school.
Mike: I know.