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A city in the southern most area of New York State. It is commonly believed to be the "Greatest City In The World" (said mostly by people who have visited it once or twice). The truth is all we have in NYC is the best pizza and assholes. The tourists who come to new york are the worst, and imagine it to be like something they've seen on TV or in the movies. There's really nothing special about NYC. In the tri-state area many teens enjoy bragging about going to "the city" over the weekend, but if you actually live there it's nothing special. I have been to other cities and many, if not all, have been better than NYC. There are some good things about NYC; if you live here you know where all the good food is, you don't get the "tourist special" and pay the actual price. If you work on it you can attempt to not develop the accent and you will say words like coffee, talk, ask, instead of cawfee, tawk, and axe. One more thing... Anybody who says that they enjoy Times Square is either lying, or a complete moron. Who enjoys walking through a crowd of thousands of people at two in the morning?
Kids who live outside of New York City, eg: westchester, yonkers, Staten Island(I know that they are technically still in the city), New Jersey, Rockland, and other suburbs:
Teen A: I can't wait until friday I'm goin to the city.
Teen B: oh yea? why?
Teen A: because after i get back everyone will think i'm cool.
Teen B: you're a fag.
Kids Who live in New York City:
Teen A: I gotta go into the city today
Teen B: that sucks. good luck
Teen A: I know, my whole day is shot.
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An overtaxed hell hole in the North Eastern United States that has moronic law makers, sky high taxes, and shitty weather for 5 months of the year.
It's another cloudy New York State day!
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A New York Steamer is a sexual act, in which the male, after having anal, retracts his shit covered dick and awaits the chick to lick her own shit off his cock.
"Heyyyy man, I screwed this hot chick last night."
"Cool, what ya do?"
"New York Steamer"
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A New York Newspaper, very common throughout North America.
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A thriving metropolis considered by many as the "greatest city in the world" is mired with homeland security issues in post-9/11. The Republican National Convention came and went as the city and federal government spent untold millions to make it safe for the GOP delegation and attendees. After the World Trade Center came down on 9/11, lower Manhattan was left with a nondescript skyline, leaving a huge void in the financial epicenter of the world.
1. New York City is home to a myriad of financial institutions, institutions of higher-learning, law firms, media outlets, proffesional sports teams, parks, governmental offices, corporate headquarters, and houses the largest collection of skyscrapers in the world.
2. The World Trade Center in New York City, was once the single largest office complex of its kind (second in size to the Pentagon in Washington, D.C.) with 110 floors in each tower, consisting of a little over 11,000,000 square feet of rentable space. It included an observation deck, hotel, pedestrian plaza, shops and restaurants. The World Trade Center had direct access to subway lines and world commerce. It's an American icon that will be truly missed.
3. New York City is smoke-free in all public places thanks, in part, to New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, and New York Governor George Pataki.
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A place where people have intercourse with pigs. In the middle of nowhere. If you blink you miss the town. "Pig fuckers live here"
Moravia New York is one of the smallest and weirdest towns I've been through
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A very uncommonly known city in Dutchess County. Home of K104, a popular radio station in the area. Once visited by Justin Bieber early in his career. (he played at the fishkill splashdown). Also named in Justin Bieber's movie, Never Say Never, at a small point. Displays him singing a concert at the splashdown. Best part of town is Main Street, home to several locations such as :The Tomato Cafe, or Cibo. Amazing block parties held several times a year.
Fishkill, New York
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