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When someone is caught in the act of wearing something that looks hideous. Usually clothes you wear at night. It doesn’t have to be a nightie.
Howard: oh no what are you doing here?
Martin: I’m just getting some milk.
Howard: oh no, you caught me in my nightie.
What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
1. WOW Are You Serious?
2. You’re Joking
3. What The Hell?
Are You Fucking Me Bro! That’s So Fake
Slang for "You better not underestimate me!"
This phrase is usually used when someone's skill is underestimated by someone before they try to prove themselves.
Steve: "Bro you're trash at ball, you can't even make a three pointer for crying out loud!"
Dale: "Nah, YOU BETTER GOO GOO ME! Watch this!"
*Dale completely misses the shot*
Steve: You fucking imbecile
A invitation/ someone wants to fight
jake: bro your hella ugly
Mike: You can see me, if your really want to.
A clip from a gay porn video that went viral on TikTok where a guy exclaims "Fuuuuck you diggin' in me, you diggin' in me...You diggin' in a nigguhhh, you diggin' inna - go ahead bruhh!!"
Person 01: Fuuuck you diggin' in me! You diggin' in me!
Person 02: Go ahheaaad bruu...!
Person 03: Yall are so gay bro 💔