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I've been in the friend zone so long I'm thinking of reclaiming it as my territory and naming it the finkel zone.
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Plot twist (It defines itself motherfucker)
"I really liked this movie, spin zone it fucking sucked."
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When you're unsure in what relationship stage you're in with someone of the opposite/same sex. Similar to a flirtationship.
'Oh I feel that we're in the fuzzy zone.' 'What?! No man, it looks like you guys are into each other!' 'But I feel I'm in between the position of a relationship and flirtationship.'
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(1) The event of being rejected as a relationship partner for religious reasons.
(2) Being friend zoned for religious reason.
(3) being friend zoned...because jesus
bro: she said she wanted her relationships to be "biblicaly okay"
Bro 2 : dude your god zoned
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The state of being denied relationship status because the other considers you a "Friend they don't want to lose". This more commonly affects men, as women get too into the friendship to consider the other in a sexual or romantic way. Men are more likely to stick it out and try and get into her pants and/or heart. Most women do it unconsciously, they like the person so much they don't want risk losing the friendship. They would also say they don't want to lose the friend as an attempt to soften the rejection.
James: "Hey I really like you, so do you want to go see a movie or something."
Mary: "I would really like that, except you're such a good friend that I can't think of you like that."
James: 'Inside of his head' "Damn, not the friend zone."
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Basically where a man ends up when a girl finds out that she can make him his "boy friend" without having sex or other equally gratifying contact with him. It's an especially bad place for the guy, because it means that he's in for relentless crying and bitching and suffering when she's in-between boyfriends. In other words, you're the first person she goes to when she needs a cry and a bitch, but the last person she'd actually date or have sex with. If she asks you how to get a man, knowing you like her, then just shoot yourself right then, or move on.
Brody: So, what did she say?
Kyle: She said that "You're too good a friend for me to date you..." then later asked "Why can't I get a guy?"
Brody: Dude, you're in the friend zone. Look up urbandictionary.com and askmen.com so that this emotional castration doesn't happen to you again! XD
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The place, on The O'Reilly Factor, in which it is claimed that politicians can not spin their arguments. But in truth, it is the place in which Bill O'Reilly can spin everything, and they can not even talk!
Guest: Well, I think that-
Bill O'Reilly: Fuck off, I hate you.
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