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This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)
I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
Oh Toshi you are a first rate cunt lapper!
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An exclamation used by people who are very angry at someone. This usually happens when one is playing a video game, such as Call of Duty.
Tim:"Bill is a cock juggling thunder cunt!!!"
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It can be used pretty much just as an exclamation. Like in frustration when something is not going right. Or when something is top notch.
Shit me dead cunt she is fit.
Shit me dead cunt, cant you do one fucking thing round the house?
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" They are both sexy as fuck and irrevocably in love with the hottie Steven Steven. They can often be found having threesomes with Andy and boobners with Alfred"
Sexy Sophie and Cunt Camila are megathots
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Middle aged hooker who chases young men with a dirty stanky gross twat who is always a drunk and heavy drug user. Often has vag cig. those that fuck the bitch always feel dirty and pathetic afterwards.
Jojo is always looking for a young guy around the corner, what a Dirty nasty cougar cunt she is, not to mention she has vag cig.
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An insult reserved only for emergencies where the situation calls for an insult that will cause her to incinerate the earth upon hearing it. Used primarily to insult a girl when she won't stop farting in her sleep.
Girlfreind-pppphhhfffftttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!
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