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Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.
Underwear worn all day long. Science says humans pass gas 10-20 times per day, so all underwear collects a lot of gas. fart, poot, let one rip, gas master, pass gas, flatulence, toot, rip one, poop, do-do, bowel movement, bm, crap, underwear, undies, drawers, pajamas, skivvies, long johns
I shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch, my fart collectors are working overtime.
When a person farts then try’s to vent the fart out the back of the waist band to quickly evacuate the smell from their pants
John farted prior to entering the party. He was afraid he would drag it into the party, crop dusting everyone. John quickly performed a fart bellow then confidently entered the residence to join the party.
"What the fart" is a humorous and clean version of "what the hell" or "what the fuck". It also links with the phrase "fart you". The slang is most often used by individuals ages 12-17 and can be used in any circumstance, particularly when something surprising occurs.
Bro, did you see that?
What the fart just happened..
For me, it's a sort of remplacement of the old "What the F*ck",
I remplace the f-word with "fart" to be at least less vulgar and more funny.
And when i see "wtf" i just think of this instead of what he is used for.
Me : I DDoS someone.
My plushie : What the fart ?
Me : He said the f-word.
My plushie : Oh, i see.
A tremendous expulsion of gas coming from deep within one's loins often resulting in liftoff into the upper atmosphere leaving a trail similar to the of a comet
"Bro, my man just absolutely comet farted."
"Bro, I can't believe he would comet fart in front of his future father-in-law"