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When a man shoves two or more shotguns up a womans pussy.
Steve! I gave my girlfriend the american double barrel piledriver last night!
Double Drenching is the process of deficating into a toilet and the urinating on it. Let the log sit, then proceed to retrieve the log, preferably by bare hand to add other bacteria to the mix. Freeze the turd until the urine has created a glossy sheen. The penis of the person in the process is then rubbed against the frozen turd like a lubricant. The tird is dropped back into the toilet and the person ejaculates into the bowl. Let the concoction linger for an additional 4 hours, and then upon freezing one last time, a "Drench Rod" is created.
"Did you hear Ron was Double Drenching? He has such a massive collection of Drench Rods!"
Double Drenching is the process of dropping fecal matter into a toilet and then urinating on it. You leave it in the toilet for 2 hours to absorb the juices, then pull the fesces out of the bowl. Freeze the log until the urine has created a glossy sheen around the turd. Use the frozen turn to lubricate your penis then ejaculate into a toilet bowl and drop the turd in it. Let it simmer for an additional 4 hours or until the toilet has become foggy. Reach into the bowl to retrieve your brown staff, and freeze it one last time. These logs are used for collection to impress your friends in which case they are Drench Rods.
"Did you hear Ron did some Double Drenching? His freezer is full of Drench Rods of different sizes!"
abbreviation for sexy shoulders
ryan: *sends shoulder pics*
sailor: wow total double s’s
We’re Costco guys, of course we have to try the new double chunk chocolate cookie!
When a waitress gives Glenn two pickles with his sandwich . Which means she wants to fuck his brains out.
The waitress double pickled Glenn , and now they are banging .