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1. a noun used as an adjective reinforcing the homosexuality of a certain object
2.n. an actual bag of dicks
man 1: god, did you see how he wore a sweater around his neck to pick up the next harry potter book?
man 2: ya, those people are gayer than a bag o' dicks.
your gayer than a bag o' dicks
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When your Mom accidentally leaves her GIANT VIBRATOR in your gym bag when she sends clothes over to your new place.
Sam & Tom got a gym bag surprise the other day when they walked in on Mike felching Tucker.
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When you have to shit extremely bad when your water is cut off. You put a grocery bag over your toilet, and then get a few more. If you don't want to touch the water that the bag was in, that's where the extra bags come in. After you are through throw that shit out side somewhere.
Damn. It's 6 in the mornin and my daddy don't got his water on, so I improvised a an efficient shit. The grocery bag shit
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A party with dim lights, disco balls, trance music and a whole lot of ass-grabbing.
Man, I am DEFINITELY going to that party. It's supposed to be a tush grab-bag.
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A reeses peanut butter cup that, when opened, has two of the black wax paper holder things rather than the intended one.
Oh hey i got you some reeses from the store.
Oh thanks *opens reeses and removes first black holder thing only to reveal second black holder thing*
WTF is this?
Looks like you got some double bagged reeses!
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D.B.I. for short, a complete dumbass who only says and does things that totally piss you off and ruin your day. Every group of friends has at least one of these, yet somehow he or she remains part of the group, mostly becuase he or she is fun to laugh AT, not with.
Why did you bring patrick to the party? All he ever does is say dumbass shit all day! He is a complete duesch bag idiot!!
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One who despises douchebags. This person will typically try not to do anything he has seen a douche bag do.
I am a non douche bag because, I can't stand douche bags.
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