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when your wife looks at you and stares at you and her partner can tell shes brewing up something ferocious. a deadly fart. you can either run or sit there, take it, and save the world.
She looked at me and out came a bologna fart
A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
It's just the but-hole
Yo! Did you hear? Olivia likes it up the fart-snarter!
"did you see Steve started a fight at Jimmy's funeral?"
"yeah a true fart in the piss there"
When you place your butthole to someone else’s butthole and you fart into it
Hey, my butthole is wide open right now. You wanna fart share?
When you let one rip so bad that you have to bend over and in-hail, almost vacuum your own fart from the air to prevent the smell from escaping the floor.
I was in a important meeting and the only way for me to make it not smell was to start Fart Huffing.