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when you accedentaly fill our bath tub full of cum
dang it! i filled my bath tub of cum
A fucking cool as girl who always has amazing eyeliner
You know mischa cummings?
Omg yes the girl with cool eyeliner!!
When a girl sneaks into your room at night and sucks all the cum outta you to strengthen her superpowers
Fuck! My balls are flat, I’ve been got by a cum thief!
A prostitute with surprisingly white teeth despite her whoring lifestyle and probable drug use.
Damn Fred, that slut's got stains all over and quite a stench, the only upside is the cum teeth and the low price.
When you Cum in between a bitches ass cheeks and you slap her cheeks together to make a cum sammich
Hey massa I’m boutta give you a cum sammich
Vodka and Crystal Light. Born of the outdoors but classy enough for yer mom.
"Bartender, I'll have a Randy Cummings."
"Sure Mom, here you go."