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When you’re fisting a girl while listening to 5fdp
Tony: yo i was listening to 5 finger death punch while fisting kayla
James: you five finger cunt punched her?
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An Irish cunt, is where if you have a friend who is from Ireland, or raised in Ireland or have Irish blood
Me: You're an Irish cunt!
Your friend: Oh my god.....
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what you say when Paula Abdul grabs onto your legs at her house and wont let you leave because she's so monsterly fucked on painkillers and knows NOBODY will put up with her crazy horseshit besides you and then she tries to bribe you with $1100.00 keesh and a boxter (old one..wtf?) and then she takes a dump in the washing machine but you tell her....
oh, yeah... sorry...you stupid cunt, fuck off...ok.. it's kinda like big foot doing massive bongs with Wavy Gravy, whilst enjoying more Yorkshire Pudding than offered (that ungrateful shitpile) then being totally offended by WG's complete lack of etiquette in not tossing the big hairy's salad, like a champ... orrrrr!!...(bigfeet noize)
Basically, you're expressing the end of a once-magical relationship...that no one will ever believe happened... except that BUTTHOLE Simon who pretended to video tape like I'd asked him but totally fucking lied..whatever, cheeerz
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the user needs some cigarettes from a person relatively close to them
gimmie some fucking ciggies cunt
An erect penis sporting rubberbands around the tip to create a more sensitive area for the male.
Get over here and slide on my red faced cunt pounder, bitch!
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A big Bitch who likes to have multiple Cocks in and around her at all times.
My Ex-Wife is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt!!
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a term used when someone replies to something said they didn't want to hear
Girlfriend: "Babe, my feet are killing me from these heels. Will you rub my feet?"
Boyfriend: "Twat, I cunt hear you..."
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