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A V-neck shirt with four buttons down, generally worn by closet homosexuals as a mating signal.
A: I’m not sure whether he’s gay or not.
B: Dude look at him. He’s wearing a penis flytrap.
Laying down, an unwashed phallus is used to lure in flies. Foreskin is pulled back waiting for flies to land. When they are in place the foreskin is quickly pulled back over the knob trapping flies within.
Laying back, penis in hand hoping to catch these flies with my penis fly trap.
Another word for a vagina
TJ: I can't believe my breeder roommate is into vaginas.
Joe: Yeah, I know! Those penis fly traps are scary.
TJ: Good thing we're gay.
Alongside the likes of "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma have penis" is a phrase that can be used to absolutely D E C I M A T E someone in an argument
Gay kid 1: I fucking hate you and ur dad lesbian
Retarded child numero dos: lol ur grandma have penis
gay kid 1: SNHPye8U(JWDOMINHUB*YH*_UE)(IJNWHUSD&C)(IJHOISHU)IUHEF)*YDSA*YHF)syh0IEUFH
When you Where you find the nearest man a brutally cut his penis off. You, i said it.
Have you ever tried A Penis-ing?
That's when you Where you find the nearest man a brutally cut his penis off. You, i said it.
When a penis can't stop vibrating
"He fucked me with a Parkinson's penis!"
The emoji 🍆 . Which has been adopted by the internet as the official penis emoji.
🍆🐒 Dick Monkey
Penis Mascot 🍆. Chuck acts like a 🍆 with his arrogance, and know it all attitude.