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Auld wan in pink who does mad poetry at Electric Picnic, tells stories in mad places and does the matchmaking at the Father Ted Festival. Mad buzzer for an auld wan.
Saw Mrs. Nellie Murphy spinning yarns at The Bog Cottage when I was off me tits.
Mr. Zepeda is the calmest but most threatening person you will ever meet. He is nice but probably has a criminal history. He has killed a minimum of 82 people but all that doesn't matter when you enter his classroom. He also probably teaches History or English.
Person 1: Have you had Mr. Zepeda?
Person 2: Yeah he killed my parents.
A kickass motherfucking goddess of a woman, Mrs. Antilley lays waste to all those pitiful students who dare rise against her. This terror of the south is five feet of pure power, and her favorite weapons include the southern accent, the grandmother rage stare, and the hallowed drop kick.
"Why is Will flying over the school?"
"Duh, he fell victim to a classic Mrs. Antilley drop kick."