The smallest thing on the fucking earth
I have a micro penis. My penis is the size of a ant
It is big.
"My penis,"
"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that you weird ass piece of sh-"
When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch
Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?
The only penis smaller than a baby penis
Oh it wasn’t a baby dick Rebecca…it was a fetus penis
Things that are attached to a man that women love to suck ,eat , slurp, and touch. Especially high schoolers that started birth control at a young age. A penis can fit into a condom.
The penis and balls are a males reproductive parts.