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Fart Shart

Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time

I think i just Fart Shart my self

by WoodenTreez August 28, 2021


farting day

you have to fart on this day or u go to jail

i just took a massive fart on farting day

by farting day November 27, 2022


fart-detecting compound

A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!

Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.

by QuacksO December 5, 2018


shit piss cock fart

when youre so angry

“shit piss cock fart”
“did you stub your toe?”
penis

by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 18, 2023


Bleach Fart

Basically a modified version of bleach bowl boy. Talks too much and is annoying, rocks a bleached head which clearly doesn't suit him and looks like somebody sharted on his head.

Look at this annoying ass smug Cody Rhodes. What a bleach fart.

by GigaSaiyan April 5, 2023


train fart

when you do a backflip over a train

i did a train fart yesterday after killing my brother in cold blood in 3rd of may 2014

by the 11111111silly man November 20, 2021


Fart Faced Fish

Someone who is sweaty at life whilst also resembling Jeff from Clarence and Luca. Has to have a fish relation (trout,carp)
Used Reddit and discord a lot

Hey Louis have you seen aaran, he’s a fart faced fish.

by CatsCatsDogs August 1, 2021