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while making out with a girl, you pull both her ears while simultaneously blowing into her mouth, thus making her face look like a monkey.
“how was it with alisha last night?”
“it was tremendous, i hit her with that spider monkey yurr”
“what is the spider monkey?”
“it’s when you blow air in your girls mouth while pulling her ears, it’s totally nuts!”
When your partner is laying on the bed, on their back, giving you head, and you go to deep. So they start beating on your legs to back up.
My chick was layin doin over the edge, and I went to deep in her. She starts beatin my legs like a throat monkey.
A girl who doesn’t have sex but will give head at a moment’s notice. Usually a Caucasian female
Bro Sam was a real throat monkey I never had sex with her but she sure could suck the soul out of me.
a child leash. typically comes in the form of a stuffed animal with a harness attached
I saw a lot of unruly children running around at the mall. Those parents really could do with some monkey backpacks.
Humans descended from apes that gradually spread from Africa via the Mediterranean and Eurasia to the Arctic circle
Bev: “It’s Baltic out there tonight, pet. Wish I owned a coat.” Janet: “Fook off - we’re Arctic monkeys.”
When you are a suck up and are very obvious about it
Trey was such a monkey butt in class today