1.) (adj.) When your foreskin looks like a sombrero
2.) (adj.) when a young man smells like tacos and penises mixed together
1.) Hey Dr. doe is this what they call penis Mexican
2.) man I wish John could stop being a penis Mexican
Have you seen Shahn’s penis? He has the perfect penis when it’s pumped!
A great warrior wielding the power of dicus longus. Legend has it he has been defeated by hepatitis khan long ago...
teacher:"genghis khan the founder of the mongol empire "
student:"have you heard of penis khan?"
teacher:"see me after class"
Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.
Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.
Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?
Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome
Girl: ...so a grower?
A interesting act done by males in order to preduce pleasure also know as jacking off,wanking,or{mastubating}.
Greg! I did the penis maneuver so hard last night!
The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.
" Yo last night I gave my girlfriend a Jalpeno penis popper"