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Sick interior designer and architect. Has an affinity for knocking down cabinets, building walls and baptizing bachelor pads. Known to deal 6 for $10 Bath and Body Works "man" hand sanitizers. Allergic to cats and "man" hand sanitizers. His ears are too low and his chin is too long, rashy hands but has prince charming hair. Has the memory of a 150 year old, but HUGE cabbage patch energy ;)
Jack totally baptized our bachelor pad last Friday when he puked his brains out.
jack is an unloyal manhoe who cannot keep a girl for more than a week and he will cheat on you, he is always showing his flabs
oh god jack is back to kyle again
The act of inserting your finger into your friend’s anal cavity after he passes out on his stomach and wiggling your finger while thrusting in and out.
Eddie passed out drunk and ended up getting the jack.
Has a brother with big tits but an even bigger cock. He lets his brother oopy to put it in his ass. He wants to fuck his other brother but he has likes his nans vagina
Fuck jack can I like ur jack. With jack off to his mum
Is a dumb boy. He is offen caught doing stupid things like jerking off in his grandma’s basement or making him self jizz everywhere until he bleeds. He is the funny friend that is often the one to be blamed for all the problems.
Police: who broke this?
Jack friends: Jack did!
A guy who has long top teeth that shoot out of his mouth and make him look like a beaver. Pretty special if you ask me.
Some dude: Look at Jack he looks like a rabbit.
Some other dude: Omg we found a wild jack in its natural habitat.
Jack:*bitting on a carrot*
Some dude: he acts like a rabbit but looks like a beaver! Extraordinary!
Some other dude: maybe we should give him a log.